Top Anime

Scientists Discover Disturbing Pattern Within The Calendar — You May Never Sleep Again

February 16, 2015 TritiumXL 0 Comments

(Image via

NEW YORK, NY — Scientists at the Northern State Laboratory for Atomic Energy were surprised to discover a strange trend when browsing on their workstation computers.


Can you see it? — We didn’t either!

Notice that for almost every day in the calendar, the date directly below it will almost always be the sum of adding 7 to the above date! With the exception of days that go to the previous or next month, this pattern will always hold true.

“We are always actively searching for patterns in nature, and the addition of this one brings us one step closer to better understanding the vast and mysterious universe,” says Henry Ried, lead researcher at NSLAE.

Amazing stuff. This is one of those groundbreaking discoveries that will shape the foundation of modern day science for years to come.

aka TritiumXL, is the CEO and founder of Top Anime LLC. His vision for the future is a more kawaii world than the one we currently inhabit. Besides his work on Top Anime, Demetrius is hard at work on a side project that will completely eradicate the 3rd dimension, which will usher in a new era of 2D moe to this fucked up world.


Previous Post

Next Post

Say Something