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Anime Mousepads Could Increase The Lifespan Of Your Hands

March 15, 2015 TritiumXL 0 Comments

Young anime watchers aren’t really thinking too much about the future these days. Just absolute no thought is given about their future. But it’s coming for us all and everyone knows it.

Look, you can ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same exact thing. The future is going to suck. Your hair will start falling out, kidney stones will make you want to kill yourself, all those Dorito chips you ate are going to start adding up to some new form of cancer, all the new anime in the future is going to suck, and there’s a high chance that you’ll end up dying alone. Especially so if you really enjoy watching anime.


Those fingers are going to fall off someday.

Now let’s talk about carpal tunnel. If you operate the computer more than an hour a day, you’ll probably get this at some point. If not, don’t feel proud because it’s coming for you prick. In many cases, it’ll almost always affect the hand that’s holding your mouse. Hand arthritis is not something you want to suffer the rest of your life with. Luckily, we have the facts already and know the ways to tackle this problem hands on.


I’m doing this for my hands, I only bought this FOR MY HANDS I SWEAR.

That’s right! Anime mousepads. You already read the title so you should have known.

Studies have shown that applying gel to your hands will not only increase their lifespan, but even overextend their life. The comfort of 2D anime characters interacting physically with your hands triggers a special state of euphoria on your wrists that empowers them with spirit and energy. And it gets better than that! That’s right, your hands will outlive you and your kids! Yes, on the small chance you actually manage to procreate, using the amazing technology of anime mouse pads will allow your hands to outlast the lifespan of every human currently alive.

This is a groundbreaking discovery and we are already expecting a future where your hands can live on for many years after your natural death. Imagine that! A future where you can keep typing on the keyboard and continue using your computer or equivalent Apple product even after they already buried your decaying corpse! Now that’s a future that doesn’t suck. Thanks anime mousepads! They are no doubt an invention that is truly ahead of it’s time.

aka TritiumXL, is the CEO and founder of Top Anime LLC. His vision for the future is a more kawaii world than the one we currently inhabit. Besides his work on Top Anime, Demetrius is hard at work on a side project that will completely eradicate the 3rd dimension, which will usher in a new era of 2D moe to this fucked up world.

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